the lazy, drunk race

they took their time, they took their siestas
they drank tequila, and not just during fiestas
some people called them, the lazy, drunk race
so they put down the bottle and picked up the pace

because they were proud, they worked really hard
but stress took it's toll, and caught them off guard
so they went to the doctor, who prescribed them some pills
and told them to take time to meditate, and lie very still

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