beer may kill

beer may kill a few brain cells
maybe they sucked anyways
TV and school will infect your cells
then you'll do exactly what they say

beer may kill a few brain cells
but maybe they'll grow back in a couple of days
TV and school will infect your cells
and you wont understand what i say

if you read a book of lies
you may feel drugged and hypnotized
but if you have an ice cold beer
you may see things a bit more clear

if you watch the latest premeire
they may be programming one of your hemispheres
but if you drink an ice cold bud
you soon get some courage in your blood

cuz beer may kill a few brain cells
but maybe they sucked anyways
oh, TV and school will infect your cells
and then you'll do exactly what they say

cuz beer may kill a few brain cells
but maybe they'll grow back in a couple of days
oh, TV and school will infect your cells
and then you wont understand what i say

furry feline

my dear sweet friend i wish you were a furry feline
so that i can kill you, yes i want to kill you eight more times

cuz killing you once just isnt enough
1.first i'll sic my dog on you ruff, ruff, ruff

then i'll take you up to the highest penthouse suite
2.throw you out the window hope you land on your feet

3. i'll tie up a stone to your big fat tail
then push you off the plank during my afternoon sail

4.i'll chop off your feet to see if they're lucky
5.then fry you like a chicken in ol' kentucky

6. i'll even put you on an electric chair
7. and you'll choke on a hair ball when i shave off all your hair

8.your last meal, whatever you wish
but when the microwave beeps it'll smell like catfish

9.you're probably curious about your final death
i'll tell you later, but don't hold your breath

(i just woke up to some mexican banda music with heavy bass...dun dah dun ddah...

ciao...meow!
ciao...meow!
ciao...meow!

ciao...meow!
ciao...meow!
ciao...meow!

ciao...meow!
ciao...meow!
ciao...meow!

ohio highway

stranded on an Ohio highway
stranded on an abandoned road
i guess he wasnt goin my way
or already had a full load

the dust bowl he warned me of
when he pulled over with his blinkers on
said he was goin to California
then the dust blew and he was gone

stranded on an Ohio highway
stranded on an abandoned road
the vultures they would not fly away
and swooped lower each time they crowed

i felt dizzy by there circlin shadows
and the mean ol' sun was takin its toll
then an indian came on horse without a saddle
and told me he was my soul

stranded on an Ohio highway
stranded on an abandoned road
the horse it began to skip sideways
and the indian was croakin like a toad

then the vultures landed and turned to clay
and as the sun set they began to erode
stranded on an Ohio highway
stranded on an abandoned road

simple lemonade

like a glass of lemonade
on a hot summers day
like a cup of hot cocoa
in the winter with marshmellows

youre my sunshine and my moon beams
youre my whole life and my sweet dreams

like a flower in the spring
youre so pretty it make me sing
like a leaf in the autumn
i fell for you to the bottom

youre my sunshine and my moon beams
youre my whole life and my sweet dreams

devil woman momma

my work sucks and the pay is low
but it keeps me occupied tho
you think ur woman is too much to handle
the gates of hell dont even hold a candle

to the devil woman momma living with me
oh yeah she hot but can't you see
she's so damn hot that it feels like hell to me

shes up all night stirring a pot
but a home cooked meal i have not
she's always working and rarely free
mending these dolls that look like me

cuz she's the devil woman momma, and she's lives with me
oh yeah she hot but can't you see
she's so damn hot that it feels like hell to me

she laughs out loud when she sees a hearse
then has to say for deader or for worse
i said i do, without a prenup, i dont know why
now she gets my soul when i die

cuz she's the devil woman momma, and she's lives with me
oh yeah she hot but can't you see
she's so damn hot that it feels like hell to me

road of the free

dont bother to change the locks
cuz i wont be back
im headin down the road
and i aint lookin back

yes im headin down a road
thats been waitin for me
it's not on any map
it's the road of the free

dont bother callin me
when your feelin all alone
because i changed my number
and i thru away my phone

cuz im headin down a road
thats been paved just for me
it's not on any map
it's the road of the free

where is she (segment)

where is she, the one for me?
where am i, before i die?
will you find you, before you're thru?
will we ever get a clue?

the population just keeps on growin'
and yet i feel so all alone
cuz it's just so hard to find the right girl
when there's way too many choices in this world

where is she, the one for me?
where am i, before i die?
will you find you, before you're thru?
will we ever get a clue?

sunny summer sunday

your smile is as warm as a sunny summer sunday
and your eyes are so blue and brighter than the moon

and if i get lost, your light will show the way
and if i get cold, your love will warm me thru

cuz your smile is as warm as a sunny summer sunday
and your eyes are so blue and brighter than the moon

and when the storm comes and the clouds get in the way
i wont be afraid, cuz i know i'll see you soon

cuz your smile is as warm as a sunny summer sunday
and your eyes are so blue and brighter than the moon

shadow of the world

i'm on bass, gabster's on lead improvising


when the night comes my little girl
were in the shadow of the world
but there is a dim light from the moon
and itll all be over soon

and when the sun finally rises
you may find that your still in crisis
there are things we just dont understand
but i'll be there to lend you a hand

if i let my hair grow

if i let my hair grow
all the way down to the flo'
would you think i was takin drugs
would i be as strong as Samson was

and if i cut my hair down short
and followed the rules of societies court
would you think i was a cowardly slave
would i look handsome in my grave

if i let my hair grow
do you think that i could reach my soul
and pull it out from the gates of hell
or is it just another fairy tale

if i let my hair grow
do you think that i can fly when the wind blows
lifted by the breeze that he's givin'
i'd fly all the way up to heaven