grey notes

i woke up in my dream
but you said it was yours
the confusion made you scream
so i walked out the door

i took the elevator
to the bottom of the moon
i ordered a plate of 'taters
but they had no spoons
(funny i used a spoon asa slide 4 recording)(yes, i'm sic like that)
i came across six tight ropes
that i tried to walk across
but a big hand plucked all my hopes
and like grey notes i was tossed

sound can't travel thru space
but i could still hear your scream
and we just stay right in place
in the parking lot of the dreams

i walk on egg shells

..good..yeah ..

out of the blue, a sour look on her face
she gets louder and picks up the pace
old emotions barge into the room,
as logic leaves, our discussion is doomed.

so i walk on egg shells, while she walks in heels
and i'll take the blame, cuz she makes me feel..good...yeah ..

you never know when a storm's coming in
so i keep my galoshes, and a bottle of gin
maybe tomorrow she'll say i was right
but i know b-better during a fight

so i'll walk on egg shells, while she walks in heels
and i'll take the blame, cuz she makes me feel..good..yeah ..

i said i'll walk on egg shells, while she walks in heels
and i'll take the blame, cuz she makes me feel..good..yeah ..

just hop on a bus

some people like to put you down
use you and abuse you, to keep you on the ground
these are the one's we never will reach
but why dwell in hell, when you can head to the beach

and if you got no car just hop on a bus
and if you got no mula then call one of us
and if the connection is lost then just walk down the street
cuz there's life to be lived and loved ones to meet

some people like to close the blinds
smoke it and toke it and live online
they may find comfort in this vacuum
but you'll only get lonley so just leave the room

and if you got no car just hop on a bus
and if you got no mula then call one of us
and if the connection is lost then just walk down the street
cuz there's life to be lived and loved ones to meet

oh, baby be mine right now!

ok quick factoid ...i wrote a riff dat i digged but when i played vs chords...sounded weak? ok weaker than my style..so i started "humbling" humming/mumbling...and came up with rhymes more fit for female...now u understand the intro...i am not talented but this song touched up done by pro female group could be hot...maybe???


you know i dont know why
you say bye
whenever i say hi
to a guy
cuz you're my only pie
in the sky
cross my heart and hope to die

you know i don't know how
you cry foul
whenever i'm around
with the crowd
cuz you're the only pal
for this gal
oh baby be mine right now


oh baaa -by be mine
right now,
somehow
oh baaa -by be mine
right now,
somehow

do you remember when
we were ten
and the letters you sent
now and then
was it all just pretend
my best friend
oh don't let this be the end

oh baaa -by be mine
right now,
somehow
oh baaa -by be mine
right now,
somehow

the sandlot

hey, how long ... has it been
do you remember when we were friends
do you think we could ever play again
or was it really, truly the end

we had so much fun at the old sand lot
i remember every play and ball that you caught
but i can't remember why we ever fought
our team we won but i lost a lot

at night we would reminisce about the day's ball game
and joke and dream about our future fame
and some of our successes, sure they came
but it never, ever felt the same...

as the fun we had at the old sand lot
i remember every play and ball that you caught
but i can't remember why we ever fought
our team we won but i lost a lot

oh, the fun we had at the old sand lot
i remember every play and ball that you caught
but i can't remember why we ever fought
our team we won but i lost a lot

oh, the fun we had at the old... sand...
(i got it, i got it, i got it, i got it!)
lot.

human beings

oh, human beings
are your mirrors clean

oh, human beings
are your mirrors clean

oh, human beings
oh, human beings
i see conniving fiends
hooked on dopamine

your logic is toxic
and your love unseen
oh human beings
please tell me
it's just a dream

oh, human beings
are your mirrors clean

oh, human beings
are your mirrors clean

oh, human beings
oh, human beings
i see conniving fiends
hooked on dopamine

misinformation

knowledge is power
and ignorance is bliss
but misinformation
makes me feel like this

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHH !

SHUT UP! SHUT UP!
YOU FUCKIN LIAR!
SHUT UP! SHUT UP!
YOU'RE PANTS ARE ON FIRE!!!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHH !

guitar solo

and the end
is my only friend
so just open the door
cuz i aint knockin' no more

we'll try to be cool

we'll try to be cool n get along
we'll drink some beer n sing some songs
but brother let me tell you, there aint nuthing wrong,
with speakin ur mind, when the feelins are strong.

you can't get well, if you wasn't sick
just one of life's cruel little tricks

we'll try to be cool n get along
we'll drink some beer n sing some songs
but brother let me tell you, there aint nuthing wrong,
with speakin ur mind, when the feelins are strong

S.H.I.T.

i wrote this song i call shit
i'm not so sure you'll like it
i wrote it when i was constipated
i'm pretty sure you'll hate it

Sure Happy It's Thursday

stench was so bad i had to open the door
wonder what it was i ate before
writing down lyrics and planning a caper
shame i had to use all the toilet paper

Sure Happy It's Thursday

there were bits of corn in my crap
hey, you gonna be long in there
i tried to lush but the flusher went snap
hurry up i got to go to work
toilet overflowing and spilling on the ground
at least light a match or something
splishing and splashing an inspiring sound

Sure Happy It's Thursday

oh, khinh!

oh, khinh you make me sing
dance around and everything
and i really believe
that the clouds are gonna leave

oh, khinh you make me sing
dance around and everything
and i really know
that the rain is gonna go

oh, khinh you make me sing
dance around and everything
and i i can do is pray
that you feel the same way

orbitless star

orbitless star
you are so far
deep in space
you have no place

the universe
can seem like a curse
but the sun burns so bright
to bring forth the light

so orbitless star
please take your part
and join this old mess
we call the universe

momma

momma, please make me some tea
i'm getting sick, pull a blaket over me
your comforting hands on my cheek and my forehead
knows more than what any themometer ever said

momma, you were always there when i needed you
and somehow you always knew just what to do
when i was sick, you poured chicken soup in my bowl
when i was conflicted, you prayed for my soul

i can never repay, all that is due
just remember, that i'll always love you
just remember, that i'll always love you

furry feline

my dear sweet friend i wish you were a furry feline
so that i can kill you, yes i want to kill you eight more times

cuz killing you once just isnt enough
1.first i'll sic my dog on you ruff, ruff, ruff

then i'll take you up to the highest penthouse suite
2.throw you out the window hope you land on your feet

3. i'll tie up a stone to your big fat tail
then push you off the plank during my afternoon sail

4.i'll chop off your feet to see if they're lucky
5.then fry you like a chicken in ol' kentucky

6. i'll even put you on an electric chair
7. and you'll choke on a hair ball when i shave off all your hair

8.your last meal, whatever you wish
but when the microwave beeps it'll smell like catfish

9.you're probably curious about your final death
i'll tell you later, but don't hold your breath

(i just woke up to some mexican banda music with heavy bass...dun dah dun ddah...

ciao...meow!
ciao...meow!
ciao...meow!

ciao...meow!
ciao...meow!
ciao...meow!

ciao...meow!
ciao...meow!
ciao...meow!

ohio highway

stranded on an Ohio highway
stranded on an abandoned road
i guess he wasnt goin my way
or already had a full load

the dust bowl he warned me of
when he pulled over with his blinkers on
said he was goin to California
then the dust blew and he was gone

stranded on an Ohio highway
stranded on an abandoned road
the vultures they would not fly away
and swooped lower each time they crowed

i felt dizzy by there circlin shadows
and the mean ol' sun was takin its toll
then an indian came on horse without a saddle
and told me he was my soul

stranded on an Ohio highway
stranded on an abandoned road
the horse it began to skip sideways
and the indian was croakin like a toad

then the vultures landed and turned to clay
and as the sun set they began to erode
stranded on an Ohio highway
stranded on an abandoned road

simple lemonade

like a glass of lemonade
on a hot summers day
like a cup of hot cocoa
in the winter with marshmellows

youre my sunshine and my moon beams
youre my whole life and my sweet dreams

like a flower in the spring
youre so pretty it make me sing
like a leaf in the autumn
i fell for you to the bottom

youre my sunshine and my moon beams
youre my whole life and my sweet dreams

devil woman momma

my work sucks and the pay is low
but it keeps me occupied tho
you think ur woman is too much to handle
the gates of hell dont even hold a candle

to the devil woman momma living with me
oh yeah she hot but can't you see
she's so damn hot that it feels like hell to me

shes up all night stirring a pot
but a home cooked meal i have not
she's always working and rarely free
mending these dolls that look like me

cuz she's the devil woman momma, and she's lives with me
oh yeah she hot but can't you see
she's so damn hot that it feels like hell to me

she laughs out loud when she sees a hearse
then has to say for deader or for worse
i said i do, without a prenup, i dont know why
now she gets my soul when i die

cuz she's the devil woman momma, and she's lives with me
oh yeah she hot but can't you see
she's so damn hot that it feels like hell to me

road of the free

dont bother to change the locks
cuz i wont be back
im headin down the road
and i aint lookin back

yes im headin down a road
thats been waitin for me
it's not on any map
it's the road of the free

dont bother callin me
when your feelin all alone
because i changed my number
and i thru away my phone

cuz im headin down a road
thats been paved just for me
it's not on any map
it's the road of the free

where is she (segment)

where is she, the one for me?
where am i, before i die?
will you find you, before you're thru?
will we ever get a clue?

the population just keeps on growin'
and yet i feel so all alone
cuz it's just so hard to find the right girl
when there's way too many choices in this world

where is she, the one for me?
where am i, before i die?
will you find you, before you're thru?
will we ever get a clue?

sunny summer sunday

your smile is as warm as a sunny summer sunday
and your eyes are so blue and brighter than the moon

and if i get lost, your light will show the way
and if i get cold, your love will warm me thru

cuz your smile is as warm as a sunny summer sunday
and your eyes are so blue and brighter than the moon

and when the storm comes and the clouds get in the way
i wont be afraid, cuz i know i'll see you soon

cuz your smile is as warm as a sunny summer sunday
and your eyes are so blue and brighter than the moon

shadow of the world

i'm on bass, gabster's on lead improvising


when the night comes my little girl
were in the shadow of the world
but there is a dim light from the moon
and itll all be over soon

and when the sun finally rises
you may find that your still in crisis
there are things we just dont understand
but i'll be there to lend you a hand