S.H.I.T.

i wrote this song i call shit
i'm not so sure you'll like it
i wrote it when i was constipated
i'm pretty sure you'll hate it

Sure Happy It's Thursday

stench was so bad i had to open the door
wonder what it was i ate before
writing down lyrics and planning a caper
shame i had to use all the toilet paper

Sure Happy It's Thursday

there were bits of corn in my crap
hey, you gonna be long in there
i tried to lush but the flusher went snap
hurry up i got to go to work
toilet overflowing and spilling on the ground
at least light a match or something
splishing and splashing an inspiring sound

Sure Happy It's Thursday