i'm sorry

im sorry for getting mad
im sorry for making you sad
but im not sorry for saying things i shouldnt have
of!


im sorry for asking you why
im sorry for making you cry
but im not sorry youre not my
love!

terrible two's

terrible two's terrible two's
learning things i never knew
exploring the world and curious too

ripping books and eating glue
sticking my hand in my poo
why i got spanked? i haven't a clue

i guess learning is taboo
so i'll just sit here and watch the tube
terrible two's terrible two's

SPECK

oh, i'm just a speck
walking on a speck
spinning in a speck of time

and you're just a speck
so what the heck
put you're lil' hand in mine

oh, i'm just a speck
walking on a speck
spinning in a speck of time

and your just a speck
but no disrespect
so baby please be mine

stop worrying about tomorrow cuz the fortune teller lies
curiosity kills the cat and could murder the surprise
and Love may not exist in this 3-D space
but i get a giddy feeling whenever i see your face

oh, i'm just a speck
walking on a speck
spinning in a speck of time

gee it's no hi-tech
but if you never check
you'll never know what you may find

and if you hide in castles and build more walls
eventually they too will fall
they say love is blind but it's better than hate
so open your eyes hear some fate

oh, i'm just a speck
walking on a speck
spinning in a speck of time

and you're just a speck
so what the heck
put you're lil' hand in mine

yes, i'm just a speck
walking on a speck
spinning in a speck of time

and your just a speck
but no disrespect
so baby please be mine

RIP MDE

i decided suicide
i saw the few people who cried
and i thought the wells of life had all dried
so i came back for one more ride

still no one was truly on my side
but i no longer needed to confide
something buried deep inside
that i no longer needed to hide

since birth they give rules to abide
but things are different since i died
none of there rules no longer applied
this new life is only mine to decide

cuckoo, cuckoo

were living in denial
cuz were all certifiable
and create different ways
to explain different days
and make-up these phases
for different ages
but nothings ever changed
we're all still deranged
it's only when we think were alright
that the straight jacket should be on tight


crying baby, terrible twos,
teenages years, mid life crisis too
grumpy old man, dementia
cuckoo, cuckoo

gloomy weather,and tonights a full moon
i had too much to drink this afternoon
pms, too much stress
it's not me cuz it's you
cuckoo cuckoo

post partum blues
empty nest syndrum
nothing to do
my life is a zoo
just plain bad news
cuckoo cuckoo

The Water of Eden

most headaches are caused by dehydration
that's why they prescribe a glass of water with the medication
the drugs they sell are just a gimmick
they sell to us when we're sick

spring water is naturally alkaline
but they filter the minerals out and put poisons in
so we have to filter out the flouride and chlorine
and add a little baking soda or sea salt right on in

Dr. Batman discovered something while he was in jail
that water alone can cure many of life's ails
yes, The Water Cure's the book that you should be reading
and drinking lots water from the Garden of Eden

plumbs of wisdumb

you often get upset when i don't pull the weeds
but i'm just trying to do my good deed
cuz i always hear you crying, when you read stories
about the destruction of the rain forest

you're usually quite upset, when i enjoy a juicy steak
but the quick death we offer is for their sake
cuz if we freed all those farm animals into the wild
they'd get eaten alive, in a horrific style

just plain crazy

it's so complex
that i can't explain it
but even if i could
could you ever attain it?

yet it's so simple
to bother to talk about
so just take a deep breath
and you'll figure it out

so stop trying to diagnose me
with these exotic diseases
cuz i'm just plain crazy
like Buddha or Jesus

the lazy, drunk race

they took their time, they took their siestas
they drank tequila, and not just during fiestas
some people called them, the lazy, drunk race
so they put down the bottle and picked up the pace

because they were proud, they worked really hard
but stress took it's toll, and caught them off guard
so they went to the doctor, who prescribed them some pills
and told them to take time to meditate, and lie very still

...

covered

i apologize ahead of time if you read this....look yesterday i was listening to Tribute by Tencoius D and also Ode to Billy Joe....so somehow it influenced me to spit this out...it's a song about a song that no one can hear like tribute and has some mystery like ode to billy joe by Bobby Gentry...but it sucks ...not a hit like them...and in this blog i'm not trying to edit and polish...it's more like an open journal

this is about the song 'Covered'
that no one ever covered
except of course for my ex-lover
yes the master tapes from me she covered
behind the drapes given to her by her mother
i had no time so i just shoved her
and ran to my appointment with a man named Glover
who owned a small record company also called Glover
but the sky with clouds it was covered
and i searched my bag for more tapes but there was no other
i tried to explain how i lost the tapes to my song 'Covered'
but he said sorry were just looking for original material brother
then quickly left me to talk to another
i looked outside and the clouds they still hovered
and as i walked home with rain i was covered
and the tapes were never recovered
and i couldn't just record another
you see i was arrested for domestic violence brother
she dropped the charges if i forgot about 'Covered'
and all the other secrets about my ex-lover

bone cell

throw me a bone ..i've been up all nite...lol

im a bone marrow cell located on the right big toe
she's a brain cell located on the left frontal lobe
our paths crossed a thousand years ago
in a parralell universe

it's the only thing that i can remember
that beauty smiling during that autumn november
but she sees me like just part of this member
at least it can't get any worse

im so tired of being alone
i hope one day we meet in a corazon
but for now i'm just a cell in a bone
so i'll just wait here and rehearse

im a bone marrow cell located on the right big toe
she's a brain cell located on the left frontal lobe
maybe it's karma, i don't know
but there's no way in hell to kick this curse

sacred steed mead/ i have everything which i need

whoo! i just had some of my latest brew..1 glass..and i'm smashed. im kinda broke and have no car so i tried to brew a beer with my mom's kitchen supplies? lol. only a genius like me can try to sythesize beer from household products. beer is made from barley...they boil it to extract the sugars then yeast takes over ..(in a nut shell)..but my my mom had barley tea? hmm? so the idea goes i get that barley flavor from the tea, and sugars else where...honey, brown sugar? then what about the bittering hops to balance flavor and help keep the beer...well before hops were used people used to used other bittering herbs...i.e sage, chamomile....you get the picture...and i re-used yeast from my last batch..afterall it's a living organism..ha, ha ..i feel like a mad scientist..also i was reading a book called sacred herbs and healing beers..for inspiration and reference...i wanted to call it Dr. Unk's Cure-All Ale....dr. unk..for drunk...but after tasting it ...i guess with very little barley tea and a bunch of honey ..it taste like mead? so i wanna call it now sacred steed mead...

ps i used other herbs as well and an apple, banana, and rasins, plus ginger root

i have everything which i need
a woman all dressed in beads
with a jug of her sacred mead
i have everything which i need

i have everything which i need
my valiant and trusty steed
with my knife that makes the spirits bleed
i have everything which i need

i have everything which i need
a peace pipe made of reed
with a pouch of wild weed
i have everything which i need

i have everything which i need
the sun hawk who takes the lead
and gives advice that i heed
i have everything which i need

i have everything which i need
a spirit that knows no greed
waiting for that sacrificial deed
i have everything which i need

radioactive plume

today's the day the japanese radiation rached our california coast. So i stayed indoors drank my last two homebrew scottish ales and watched a movie my sister Christina recommended and lent to us...afterwards these verses came out...r



my homebrew's getting low
and the movie's almost over
'twas a hell of a show
but now i'm getting sober

'twas recommended by my sister
a flick called 'the brother's bloom'
an intriguing, witty, comedy twister
but now here comes the radioactive plume

heavy distorted rock

a sad song played towards the end
giving a feeling of doom
but i will savor these last drops my friend
cuz here comes the radioactive plume

heavy distorted rock

the govt. say's it'll be fine
but i see the images of the boom
and of crowds fighting for iodine
oh, here comes the radioactive plume

heavy distorted rock

like the curse on the first borns
i locked myself in my room
and put lambs blood on my door
oh here comes the radioactive plume

heavy distorted rock

i feel like Noah from the biblical story
and i forsee their glowing tombs
cuz they laugh and wont heed my warning
oh here comes the radioactive plume

heavy distorted rock

git me a pillow, i'm dyin'

well i havent posted in awhile...so heres' a little wine inspired poem...or rather lyrics..yse theyre more like lyrics but i cant put music to i t today ..maybe one day/...this is my 50th post on this blog...i think it may need a edit...but thats boring...fresh baby..fresh...




git me a pillow, i'm dyin'
git me a pillow, i'm dyin'
if you ever had any sympathy
git me a pillow, i'm dyin'

i can't walk
i can't even stand
on stone i am lyin
git me a pillow, i'm dyin'

the booze don't work
the pills don't work
there's no more use in tryin'
just git me a pillow, i'm dyin'

my heart is tired
and my soul is damned
so forget the gauze you are appylin'
just git me a pillow, i'm dyin'

Something Real

I saw a drama the other day
Don’t worry I wont give the ending away
But there was something real about that play
The acting was bad, but I cried anyway

They went to school to push their pills
Because you can’t patent eating vegetables
But slicing you open is where they get their thrills
Boy, I’d rather get mugged than pay their bills

They can’t even figure out tomorrow’s rain
So how’d they become experts on climate change
And the missing data has yet to be explained
The schools, the media, the government; they’re all the same

Then there’s the whole nature versus nurture debate
It seems science is discovering new excuses for our fate
Put responsibility on someone else’s plate
For DNA, blame your mother and her mate

They sang a song towards the ending
Don’t worry I wont dream of singing
But they sang a note that hit the ceiling
And my ears are still ringing