cuckoo, cuckoo

were living in denial
cuz were all certifiable
and create different ways
to explain different days
and make-up these phases
for different ages
but nothings ever changed
we're all still deranged
it's only when we think were alright
that the straight jacket should be on tight


crying baby, terrible twos,
teenages years, mid life crisis too
grumpy old man, dementia
cuckoo, cuckoo

gloomy weather,and tonights a full moon
i had too much to drink this afternoon
pms, too much stress
it's not me cuz it's you
cuckoo cuckoo

post partum blues
empty nest syndrum
nothing to do
my life is a zoo
just plain bad news
cuckoo cuckoo

human beings

oh, human beings
are your mirrors clean

oh, human beings
are your mirrors clean

oh, human beings
oh, human beings
i see conniving fiends
hooked on dopamine

your logic is toxic
and your love unseen
oh human beings
please tell me
it's just a dream

oh, human beings
are your mirrors clean

oh, human beings
are your mirrors clean

oh, human beings
oh, human beings
i see conniving fiends
hooked on dopamine

misinformation

knowledge is power
and ignorance is bliss
but misinformation
makes me feel like this

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHH !

SHUT UP! SHUT UP!
YOU FUCKIN LIAR!
SHUT UP! SHUT UP!
YOU'RE PANTS ARE ON FIRE!!!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHH !

guitar solo

and the end
is my only friend
so just open the door
cuz i aint knockin' no more

we'll try to be cool

we'll try to be cool n get along
we'll drink some beer n sing some songs
but brother let me tell you, there aint nuthing wrong,
with speakin ur mind, when the feelins are strong.

you can't get well, if you wasn't sick
just one of life's cruel little tricks

we'll try to be cool n get along
we'll drink some beer n sing some songs
but brother let me tell you, there aint nuthing wrong,
with speakin ur mind, when the feelins are strong

The Water of Eden

most headaches are caused by dehydration
that's why they prescribe a glass of water with the medication
the drugs they sell are just a gimmick
they sell to us when we're sick

spring water is naturally alkaline
but they filter the minerals out and put poisons in
so we have to filter out the flouride and chlorine
and add a little baking soda or sea salt right on in

Dr. Batman discovered something while he was in jail
that water alone can cure many of life's ails
yes, The Water Cure's the book that you should be reading
and drinking lots water from the Garden of Eden

plumbs of wisdumb

you often get upset when i don't pull the weeds
but i'm just trying to do my good deed
cuz i always hear you crying, when you read stories
about the destruction of the rain forest

you're usually quite upset, when i enjoy a juicy steak
but the quick death we offer is for their sake
cuz if we freed all those farm animals into the wild
they'd get eaten alive, in a horrific style

just plain crazy

it's so complex
that i can't explain it
but even if i could
could you ever attain it?

yet it's so simple
to bother to talk about
so just take a deep breath
and you'll figure it out

so stop trying to diagnose me
with these exotic diseases
cuz i'm just plain crazy
like Buddha or Jesus

the lazy, drunk race

they took their time, they took their siestas
they drank tequila, and not just during fiestas
some people called them, the lazy, drunk race
so they put down the bottle and picked up the pace

because they were proud, they worked really hard
but stress took it's toll, and caught them off guard
so they went to the doctor, who prescribed them some pills
and told them to take time to meditate, and lie very still

...

S.H.I.T.

i wrote this song i call shit
i'm not so sure you'll like it
i wrote it when i was constipated
i'm pretty sure you'll hate it

Sure Happy It's Thursday

stench was so bad i had to open the door
wonder what it was i ate before
writing down lyrics and planning a caper
shame i had to use all the toilet paper

Sure Happy It's Thursday

there were bits of corn in my crap
hey, you gonna be long in there
i tried to lush but the flusher went snap
hurry up i got to go to work
toilet overflowing and spilling on the ground
at least light a match or something
splishing and splashing an inspiring sound

Sure Happy It's Thursday

oh, khinh!

oh, khinh you make me sing
dance around and everything
and i really believe
that the clouds are gonna leave

oh, khinh you make me sing
dance around and everything
and i really know
that the rain is gonna go

oh, khinh you make me sing
dance around and everything
and i i can do is pray
that you feel the same way

orbitless star

orbitless star
you are so far
deep in space
you have no place

the universe
can seem like a curse
but the sun burns so bright
to bring forth the light

so orbitless star
please take your part
and join this old mess
we call the universe

momma

momma, please make me some tea
i'm getting sick, pull a blaket over me
your comforting hands on my cheek and my forehead
knows more than what any themometer ever said

momma, you were always there when i needed you
and somehow you always knew just what to do
when i was sick, you poured chicken soup in my bowl
when i was conflicted, you prayed for my soul

i can never repay, all that is due
just remember, that i'll always love you
just remember, that i'll always love you

beer may kill

beer may kill a few brain cells
maybe they sucked anyways
TV and school will infect your cells
then you'll do exactly what they say

beer may kill a few brain cells
but maybe they'll grow back in a couple of days
TV and school will infect your cells
and you wont understand what i say

if you read a book of lies
you may feel drugged and hypnotized
but if you have an ice cold beer
you may see things a bit more clear

if you watch the latest premeire
they may be programming one of your hemispheres
but if you drink an ice cold bud
you soon get some courage in your blood

cuz beer may kill a few brain cells
but maybe they sucked anyways
oh, TV and school will infect your cells
and then you'll do exactly what they say

cuz beer may kill a few brain cells
but maybe they'll grow back in a couple of days
oh, TV and school will infect your cells
and then you wont understand what i say

furry feline

my dear sweet friend i wish you were a furry feline
so that i can kill you, yes i want to kill you eight more times

cuz killing you once just isnt enough
1.first i'll sic my dog on you ruff, ruff, ruff

then i'll take you up to the highest penthouse suite
2.throw you out the window hope you land on your feet

3. i'll tie up a stone to your big fat tail
then push you off the plank during my afternoon sail

4.i'll chop off your feet to see if they're lucky
5.then fry you like a chicken in ol' kentucky

6. i'll even put you on an electric chair
7. and you'll choke on a hair ball when i shave off all your hair

8.your last meal, whatever you wish
but when the microwave beeps it'll smell like catfish

9.you're probably curious about your final death
i'll tell you later, but don't hold your breath

(i just woke up to some mexican banda music with heavy bass...dun dah dun ddah...

ciao...meow!
ciao...meow!
ciao...meow!

ciao...meow!
ciao...meow!
ciao...meow!

ciao...meow!
ciao...meow!
ciao...meow!

ohio highway

stranded on an Ohio highway
stranded on an abandoned road
i guess he wasnt goin my way
or already had a full load

the dust bowl he warned me of
when he pulled over with his blinkers on
said he was goin to California
then the dust blew and he was gone

stranded on an Ohio highway
stranded on an abandoned road
the vultures they would not fly away
and swooped lower each time they crowed

i felt dizzy by there circlin shadows
and the mean ol' sun was takin its toll
then an indian came on horse without a saddle
and told me he was my soul

stranded on an Ohio highway
stranded on an abandoned road
the horse it began to skip sideways
and the indian was croakin like a toad

then the vultures landed and turned to clay
and as the sun set they began to erode
stranded on an Ohio highway
stranded on an abandoned road

simple lemonade

like a glass of lemonade
on a hot summers day
like a cup of hot cocoa
in the winter with marshmellows

youre my sunshine and my moon beams
youre my whole life and my sweet dreams

like a flower in the spring
youre so pretty it make me sing
like a leaf in the autumn
i fell for you to the bottom

youre my sunshine and my moon beams
youre my whole life and my sweet dreams

devil woman momma

my work sucks and the pay is low
but it keeps me occupied tho
you think ur woman is too much to handle
the gates of hell dont even hold a candle

to the devil woman momma living with me
oh yeah she hot but can't you see
she's so damn hot that it feels like hell to me

shes up all night stirring a pot
but a home cooked meal i have not
she's always working and rarely free
mending these dolls that look like me

cuz she's the devil woman momma, and she's lives with me
oh yeah she hot but can't you see
she's so damn hot that it feels like hell to me

she laughs out loud when she sees a hearse
then has to say for deader or for worse
i said i do, without a prenup, i dont know why
now she gets my soul when i die

cuz she's the devil woman momma, and she's lives with me
oh yeah she hot but can't you see
she's so damn hot that it feels like hell to me

road of the free

dont bother to change the locks
cuz i wont be back
im headin down the road
and i aint lookin back

yes im headin down a road
thats been waitin for me
it's not on any map
it's the road of the free

dont bother callin me
when your feelin all alone
because i changed my number
and i thru away my phone

cuz im headin down a road
thats been paved just for me
it's not on any map
it's the road of the free

where is she (segment)

where is she, the one for me?
where am i, before i die?
will you find you, before you're thru?
will we ever get a clue?

the population just keeps on growin'
and yet i feel so all alone
cuz it's just so hard to find the right girl
when there's way too many choices in this world

where is she, the one for me?
where am i, before i die?
will you find you, before you're thru?
will we ever get a clue?

sunny summer sunday

your smile is as warm as a sunny summer sunday
and your eyes are so blue and brighter than the moon

and if i get lost, your light will show the way
and if i get cold, your love will warm me thru

cuz your smile is as warm as a sunny summer sunday
and your eyes are so blue and brighter than the moon

and when the storm comes and the clouds get in the way
i wont be afraid, cuz i know i'll see you soon

cuz your smile is as warm as a sunny summer sunday
and your eyes are so blue and brighter than the moon

shadow of the world

i'm on bass, gabster's on lead improvising


when the night comes my little girl
were in the shadow of the world
but there is a dim light from the moon
and itll all be over soon

and when the sun finally rises
you may find that your still in crisis
there are things we just dont understand
but i'll be there to lend you a hand

if i let my hair grow

if i let my hair grow
all the way down to the flo'
would you think i was takin drugs
would i be as strong as Samson was

and if i cut my hair down short
and followed the rules of societies court
would you think i was a cowardly slave
would i look handsome in my grave

if i let my hair grow
do you think that i could reach my soul
and pull it out from the gates of hell
or is it just another fairy tale

if i let my hair grow
do you think that i can fly when the wind blows
lifted by the breeze that he's givin'
i'd fly all the way up to heaven