misinformation

knowledge is power
and ignorance is bliss
but misinformation
makes me feel like this

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHH !

SHUT UP! SHUT UP!
YOU FUCKIN LIAR!
SHUT UP! SHUT UP!
YOU'RE PANTS ARE ON FIRE!!!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHH !

guitar solo

and the end
is my only friend
so just open the door
cuz i aint knockin' no more

we'll try to be cool

we'll try to be cool n get along
we'll drink some beer n sing some songs
but brother let me tell you, there aint nuthing wrong,
with speakin ur mind, when the feelins are strong.

you can't get well, if you wasn't sick
just one of life's cruel little tricks

we'll try to be cool n get along
we'll drink some beer n sing some songs
but brother let me tell you, there aint nuthing wrong,
with speakin ur mind, when the feelins are strong

The Water of Eden

most headaches are caused by dehydration
that's why they prescribe a glass of water with the medication
the drugs they sell are just a gimmick
they sell to us when we're sick

spring water is naturally alkaline
but they filter the minerals out and put poisons in
so we have to filter out the flouride and chlorine
and add a little baking soda or sea salt right on in

Dr. Batman discovered something while he was in jail
that water alone can cure many of life's ails
yes, The Water Cure's the book that you should be reading
and drinking lots water from the Garden of Eden

plumbs of wisdumb

you often get upset when i don't pull the weeds
but i'm just trying to do my good deed
cuz i always hear you crying, when you read stories
about the destruction of the rain forest

you're usually quite upset, when i enjoy a juicy steak
but the quick death we offer is for their sake
cuz if we freed all those farm animals into the wild
they'd get eaten alive, in a horrific style

just plain crazy

it's so complex
that i can't explain it
but even if i could
could you ever attain it?

yet it's so simple
to bother to talk about
so just take a deep breath
and you'll figure it out

so stop trying to diagnose me
with these exotic diseases
cuz i'm just plain crazy
like Buddha or Jesus

the lazy, drunk race

they took their time, they took their siestas
they drank tequila, and not just during fiestas
some people called them, the lazy, drunk race
so they put down the bottle and picked up the pace

because they were proud, they worked really hard
but stress took it's toll, and caught them off guard
so they went to the doctor, who prescribed them some pills
and told them to take time to meditate, and lie very still

...

S.H.I.T.

i wrote this song i call shit
i'm not so sure you'll like it
i wrote it when i was constipated
i'm pretty sure you'll hate it

Sure Happy It's Thursday

stench was so bad i had to open the door
wonder what it was i ate before
writing down lyrics and planning a caper
shame i had to use all the toilet paper

Sure Happy It's Thursday

there were bits of corn in my crap
hey, you gonna be long in there
i tried to lush but the flusher went snap
hurry up i got to go to work
toilet overflowing and spilling on the ground
at least light a match or something
splishing and splashing an inspiring sound

Sure Happy It's Thursday

oh, khinh!

oh, khinh you make me sing
dance around and everything
and i really believe
that the clouds are gonna leave

oh, khinh you make me sing
dance around and everything
and i really know
that the rain is gonna go

oh, khinh you make me sing
dance around and everything
and i i can do is pray
that you feel the same way

orbitless star

orbitless star
you are so far
deep in space
you have no place

the universe
can seem like a curse
but the sun burns so bright
to bring forth the light

so orbitless star
please take your part
and join this old mess
we call the universe

momma

momma, please make me some tea
i'm getting sick, pull a blaket over me
your comforting hands on my cheek and my forehead
knows more than what any themometer ever said

momma, you were always there when i needed you
and somehow you always knew just what to do
when i was sick, you poured chicken soup in my bowl
when i was conflicted, you prayed for my soul

i can never repay, all that is due
just remember, that i'll always love you
just remember, that i'll always love you