SPECK

oh, i'm just a speck
walking on a speck
spinning in a speck of time

and you're just a speck
so what the heck
put you're lil' hand in mine

oh, i'm just a speck
walking on a speck
spinning in a speck of time

and your just a speck
but no disrespect
so baby please be mine

stop worrying about tomorrow cuz the fortune teller lies
curiosity kills the cat and could murder the surprise
and Love may not exist in this 3-D space
but i get a giddy feeling whenever i see your face

oh, i'm just a speck
walking on a speck
spinning in a speck of time

gee it's no hi-tech
but if you never check
you'll never know what you may find

and if you hide in castles and build more walls
eventually they too will fall
they say love is blind but it's better than hate
so open your eyes hear some fate

oh, i'm just a speck
walking on a speck
spinning in a speck of time

and you're just a speck
so what the heck
put you're lil' hand in mine

yes, i'm just a speck
walking on a speck
spinning in a speck of time

and your just a speck
but no disrespect
so baby please be mine

RIP MDE

i decided suicide
i saw the few people who cried
and i thought the wells of life had all dried
so i came back for one more ride

still no one was truly on my side
but i no longer needed to confide
something buried deep inside
that i no longer needed to hide

since birth they give rules to abide
but things are different since i died
none of there rules no longer applied
this new life is only mine to decide

the sandlot

hey, how long ... has it been
do you remember when we were friends
do you think we could ever play again
or was it really, truly the end

we had so much fun at the old sand lot
i remember every play and ball that you caught
but i can't remember why we ever fought
our team we won but i lost a lot

at night we would reminisce about the day's ball game
and joke and dream about our future fame
and some of our successes, sure they came
but it never, ever felt the same...

as the fun we had at the old sand lot
i remember every play and ball that you caught
but i can't remember why we ever fought
our team we won but i lost a lot

oh, the fun we had at the old sand lot
i remember every play and ball that you caught
but i can't remember why we ever fought
our team we won but i lost a lot

oh, the fun we had at the old... sand...
(i got it, i got it, i got it, i got it!)
lot.

cuckoo, cuckoo

were living in denial
cuz were all certifiable
and create different ways
to explain different days
and make-up these phases
for different ages
but nothings ever changed
we're all still deranged
it's only when we think were alright
that the straight jacket should be on tight


crying baby, terrible twos,
teenages years, mid life crisis too
grumpy old man, dementia
cuckoo, cuckoo

gloomy weather,and tonights a full moon
i had too much to drink this afternoon
pms, too much stress
it's not me cuz it's you
cuckoo cuckoo

post partum blues
empty nest syndrum
nothing to do
my life is a zoo
just plain bad news
cuckoo cuckoo

human beings

oh, human beings
are your mirrors clean

oh, human beings
are your mirrors clean

oh, human beings
oh, human beings
i see conniving fiends
hooked on dopamine

your logic is toxic
and your love unseen
oh human beings
please tell me
it's just a dream

oh, human beings
are your mirrors clean

oh, human beings
are your mirrors clean

oh, human beings
oh, human beings
i see conniving fiends
hooked on dopamine

misinformation

knowledge is power
and ignorance is bliss
but misinformation
makes me feel like this

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHH !

SHUT UP! SHUT UP!
YOU FUCKIN LIAR!
SHUT UP! SHUT UP!
YOU'RE PANTS ARE ON FIRE!!!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHH !

guitar solo

and the end
is my only friend
so just open the door
cuz i aint knockin' no more

we'll try to be cool

we'll try to be cool n get along
we'll drink some beer n sing some songs
but brother let me tell you, there aint nuthing wrong,
with speakin ur mind, when the feelins are strong.

you can't get well, if you wasn't sick
just one of life's cruel little tricks

we'll try to be cool n get along
we'll drink some beer n sing some songs
but brother let me tell you, there aint nuthing wrong,
with speakin ur mind, when the feelins are strong

The Water of Eden

most headaches are caused by dehydration
that's why they prescribe a glass of water with the medication
the drugs they sell are just a gimmick
they sell to us when we're sick

spring water is naturally alkaline
but they filter the minerals out and put poisons in
so we have to filter out the flouride and chlorine
and add a little baking soda or sea salt right on in

Dr. Batman discovered something while he was in jail
that water alone can cure many of life's ails
yes, The Water Cure's the book that you should be reading
and drinking lots water from the Garden of Eden

plumbs of wisdumb

you often get upset when i don't pull the weeds
but i'm just trying to do my good deed
cuz i always hear you crying, when you read stories
about the destruction of the rain forest

you're usually quite upset, when i enjoy a juicy steak
but the quick death we offer is for their sake
cuz if we freed all those farm animals into the wild
they'd get eaten alive, in a horrific style

just plain crazy

it's so complex
that i can't explain it
but even if i could
could you ever attain it?

yet it's so simple
to bother to talk about
so just take a deep breath
and you'll figure it out

so stop trying to diagnose me
with these exotic diseases
cuz i'm just plain crazy
like Buddha or Jesus